Wednesday, 20 December 2017

Top 10 Must Read Books

Top 10 Life Changing Books



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You may read for fun, out of curiosity or to learn new things. As you read, sometimes you’ll come across life changing books in unexpected places. These books may teach you a lesson. Sometimes they may articulate your own feelings with surprising accuracy. When you’re in a dark place, some books can point you in a different direction. Here are ten of the best life-changing books that you might want to pick up this weekend.

10. Harper Lee’s – To Kill a Mockingbird, 1960



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This novel is old, recommended again and again, and the only book of fiction on this list. But we had to include it among the best life-changing books, because Atticus Finch is one of the noblest characters that any novelist has ever created. No other pretentious exploration on how to be a good person can match the effect that this book may have had on millions of people around the world. You can buy the paperback from Amazon at $5.89.

9. Stephen R. Covey’s – 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, 1989



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This book is a manual for business leaders and among the world’s best life-changing books. But really, anyone can learn from Stephen Covey’s advice on getting things done. The book was a mega-hit when it came out. Millions of young entrepreneurs around the world, lost and hungry to give a framework to their dreams, have thumbed its pages.
Today, it may seem a little dated: Covey is essentially telling you to get off Facebook and take steps towards your goals. But one tool I carry with me even today is the 2X2 matrix to prioritize tasks to organize each week around. You can buy the paperback on Amazon for $10.57.

8. Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi’s – Flow: The Psychology of Optimal Experience, 1990


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This is a fascinating book that confirms something that you may have suspected all along. That the optimal experiences of our lives don’t come from weekends and vacations. Those are only pauses for recharge. It’s only when we are are giving our all in pursuing meaningful goals we’ve set ourselves, that we are in the ‘flow’. It is also when we are happiest. But it’s not always easy maintaining that flow. This book teaches you how you can channel it, and makes it one of the best life-changing books to read. The classic is available on Amazon for a steal of $2.99.

7. Tal Ben-Shahar’s – Happier, 2007



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is a book of stories, anecdotes, wisdom and research by a psychologist from Harvard. If you want to learn practical tips to find happiness in everyday life, this is one of the life changing books that will help you. It doesn’t teach you impractical philosophies, but about little changes that you can make in your life to be happier. Amazon is offering the paperback for $6.81.

6.Viktor Frankl’s – Man’s Search for Meaning,1946

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Have you ever wondered how the prisoners in concentration camps got through each day? How do they reconcile to their situation in their minds? The author gives us a first-hand account of such an experience. What makes the book one among the top life changing books is the questions that Frankl explores. What kind of a person does a prisoner become? This book was written more than fifty years ago. But it’s brilliant because it’s still relevant (it has sold 10 million copies). It will tell you things about humanity and survival that may change the way you think. You can buy the beautiful hardcover gift edition on Amazon starting at $14.35.

5. Ta-Nehisi Coates’ – Between the World and Me, 2015

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This is not an easy book to read. Nor is it a classic (it was recently released), or without flaws. It is inspired by a classic – James Baldwin’s The Fire Next Time. Like the inspiration, it starts with a letter to a young black boy. But Coates’ view of the present black position in America is bleak. He tells his son plainly that in America, it is heritage to destroy the black body. Yet like Baldwin, he urges his son to struggle against it.
In a way, the book is powerful because it is a rare book about racism that is not written for white people. If you read it open-mindedly, and ask yourself the tough questions that Coates raises, the book may change your perspective on how you see other people. You can get the paperback on Amazon for $9.59.

4. James Allen’s – As a Man Thinketh, 1903



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This short work is profound and powerful, and deserves to feature along with other life changing books. You’ll be able to read through it in a couple of hours, and come away with simple but important ideas on the power of thought to change your life. Get the 21st century edition of the book for $5.99 on Amazon.

3. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s – Dear Ijeawele, or a Feminist Manifesto in Fifteen Suggestions, 2017

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This excellent book is written as a letter to a friend on how to bring up her daughter a feminist. But anyone can read this book – fathers, sons, daughters too. The best-selling novelist has the right idea of equality in the 21st century between men and women. The points she makes are easy to follow, if we can only follow them. And if we do, this book can become one of the life changing books we treasure forever. The hardcover format is available on Amazon for $10.53.

2. Nina Riggs’– The Bright Hour: A Memoir of Living and Dying, 2017



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The Bright Hour
is one of those witty, moving and bittersweet books that will change your life. It is the autobiography of a dying mum, after she has learned that she is dying of breast cancer. The ‘cancer’ book could clearly have become a tearjerker – and it does draw tears though never gratuitously. But it’s a beautiful, pragmatic, humorously written meditation on life and death. Riggs’ language is poetic and evocative. She was a poet after all, and a direct descendant of Ralph Waldo Emerson. You can read the hardcover from Amazon at $15.72.

1. Malcolm Gladwell’s – The Outliers



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This is another of those books that will change your life, if you let it. It is a book about ordinary people who achieve success. It will make you think about your own situation. Hopefully, it will inspire you to keep going! Get it on Amazon for $10.29.
We hope you find something that you enjoy on this list. Some are modern classics. But we’ve also slipped in a few recent releases that we think have the potential to become books that will change your life.

Monday, 11 December 2017

Horror Movie News

Top 10 Haunted Stories Resulted in Heart Attack

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Whether or not you believe in the supernatural, you cannot ignore the fact that some haunted stories resulted in heart attack. Whether or not the haunting is real, if the conditions are right, some seriously scary haunted stories can fire the fight or flight instincts of many skeptics.
Whether or not you believe a spirit can haunt a doll, you probably would jump if you came across a blonde haired, blue-eyed one that looked too human.
The terrifying haunted stories in our list may do nothing but play on our fears of the unknown. But they are certainly scary. Read on!

10. Haunted Doll


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Watch the video
link above if you dare. It is the video of a doll with golden hair and blue eyes. The story of this supposedly possessed doll Peggy is one of the terrifying haunted stories to come out of the UK. It allegedly gave a woman a heart attack.
Other people have reported symptoms of nausea, chest pain, and cold spots after seeing the video or photos of the doll. Is this one of the seriously scary haunted stories you’ve seen since Annabelle?

9. Joshua Ward House


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The Joshua Ward House in Salem, Massachusettes, is said to be haunted by a curse dating back to the Salem Witch Trials of the 17th century. George Corwin, ‘The Strangler’, an ex-sheriff who sentenced Giles Corey to death, laid the foundations of the house. He died of a heart attack in it, succumbing to Corey’s curse. So did other sheriffs who were cursed by Corey.
A wealthy sea merchant named Joshua Ward later built over Corwin’s house. They say the ghosts of Corey and others Corwin had killed still live there. Whether the curse or fear from the haunted stories resulted in heart attack is up to you to decide.

8. Disney’s Haunted Mansion


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There are some terrifying haunted stories associated with Disney’s popular Haunted Mansion ride. Today the ride is quite tame compared to some of the scares awaiting visitors inside when it opened first. There’s a story that a guest suffered a heart attack right after the ride opened, so the park authorities closed the ride and revamped it.
Haunted Mansion employees talk about props that move and hair ribbons that untie on their own. The behind-the-scenes room at the Mansion has led to some seriously scary haunted stories that keep the staff away.

7. Ohio Haunted House

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This story is a sad one. But it is also one of the terrifying haunted stories that may or may not have something to do with the supernatural. A young girl suffering from a heart disease died inside the Land of Illusion Haunted Scream Park in Ohio. Doctors aren’t sure if fear caused the heart attack, or if it was something else.

6. The Haunting of Shirley Jackson

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One of America’s eeriest authors Shirley Jackson wrote some seriously scary haunted stories in the mid-nineties. One of her stories became the creepy Hollywood movie The Haunting. Jackson herself kept over six black cats and drew black crayon marks around her new house to ward off demons. What was it that caused her own heart attack at the age of fifty? This mysterious writer carried the things that haunted her right to her grave.

5. Joan Vollmer’s Possession

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One of Australia’s most terrifying ‘haunted’ stories is that of Joan Vollmer. The 49-year-old housewife lived with her husband Ralph in an isolated house in the Australian outback town of Antwerp. Convinced that demons possessed Joan, her husband tied her to her bed, called the neighbors, and carried out an exorcism over a few days in January 1993. The exorcists deprived Joan of food, wrapped the house in cling film, sat on her stomach and tried to push the demons out from her mouth until she died. Local kids still dare each other to enter the uninhabited house as a rite of passage.

4. Paralysis from Paranormal Activity

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If some haunted stories resulted in heart attack, it’s not surprising that Paranormal Activity has been causing panic attacks in Italy. In one case, a 14-year-old girl was rushed to the hospital because she was in a state of paralysis after having watched the horror movie. Is this simply coincidence?

3. The Capitol Cat Hauntings


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Nearly every historic building has its ghosts, and the Capitol is no different. One of the seriously scary haunted stories set in the Washington building is that of a demon cat. In the past, cats were brought in to kill mice, and the Demon Cat never left. It appears when the country is in a crisis and grows enormous before disappearing. These Demon cat-related haunted stories resulted in a heart attack; the victim is said to have been a guard. Another guard fired at the cat before it disappeared. The cat was last seen in the 1940s.

2. The Durand Ghost


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The small town of Durand in Michigan has an unnamed house where a man is said to have had a heart attack on a snowy day, clinging to the side door. Since then, the inhabitants of the house have experienced uneasiness, scratching at the side door and heavy objects ripped from their place. Is it a classic case of haunting or all psychologically explainable?

1. The Poltergeist Curse


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The Poltergeist series of movies have scared us silly for decades. But did you know about the Poltergeist Curse?

In the six years between the filming of the first and third films, two people related to the movie died. The first was 12-year-old Heather O’Rourke, who played Carol Ann in all three films. She died of a heart attack four months before Poltergeist III was released. Dominique Dunne, who played O’Rourke’s older sister was strangled by her ex-boyfriend five months before the release.

Many such haunted stories resulted in heart attack. Is it possible to die simply of fright? Scientists don’t have any proof because all cases that point to death from fear have also involved some underlying heart problems.

Thursday, 30 November 2017

Latest Political News Today

Top 10 Inspiration Acts Amidst Demonetization in India


In 20:00 Indian Standard Time on November 8 2016, Narendra Modi, the prime minister of India, made a shocking announcement in which he informed people that banknotes with the nominal value of 500 and 1,000 rupees (about $7.5 and $15 respectively) will lose validity at midnight of the very same day. This completely unexpected move threw more than a billion people country into a chaos as the India is still very cash-dependent. He also set the 50-day period for the Exchange of old banknotes for the new series. However, it became clear very soon that the whole operation has serious bottlenecks among which the cash-shortage was the most serious one. Indian currency demonetization was making headlines all around the world at a time as people of India desperately tried to save their money standing in incredibly long queues, where even several deaths were reported. However, there were people who were able to hold the human face and reports of the inspiring acts of kindness can be the right example for us all. This is a list of few of them.

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10. Mobile ATMs



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As people were standing deadly queues for their money in front of banks and ATMs, general manager of the Canara Bank have decided to activate mobile ATMs to relieve the situation at least for a bit. As this was his own initiative, the credit goes to him and we can consider this as the first inspiration acts about demonetization – even when there was no pressure on the bank to do it, they decided to do a good thing.
9. #HumansofDemonetization

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#HumansofDemonetization is a hashtag for the initiative goal of which was to document the course of the process of demonetization in India and it consequences because it will be interesting for the future generations of politicians and common people as well. The truth is that every recorded story or a photo taken is inspiring. For us, the initiative itself is also an inspiration – to think for the good of future generations amidst chaos.
8. Vegetables for the people in queues

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For most of the people, endless waiting in the long queues in front of banks or ATMs was inevitable. Such a waiting can easily turn into a nightmare. Fortunately, several farmers decided like those in Jaipur and Chomu districts have decided to distribute their vegetables freely to the waiting people. Inspiration acts about demonetization in India at its best!

7. Supplying water


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Standing in a queue for hours is not only uncomfortable, it can be also dangerous and in some special cases even life-threatening. Therefore we must appreciate all of those good people who were distributing water to the waiting people during the process of the demonetization in India.

6. Helping those without bank account and ID


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Especially among the poorest, there is still a lot of people who don´t have a bank account or any official prove of identity. They are solely cash dependent and the Indian currency demonetization was a disaster which left them even without the chance of getting food. That´s why some people were trying hard to collect food from restaurants and shops and provide it to them.

5. Information campaign


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This is quite similar to the previous item, a mass of people don´t have the access to the media and because of the lack of education, they were not able to understand what is going on. Groups of volunteers were patiently conducting an information campaign through which they helped a lot of people to save their so much needed money. This is was really important and it must be included among inspiration acts about Demonetization.

4. Dedicated bank employees


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Not only the standing in incredibly long queues but also the dispatching of the endless stream of people was a very exacting task. Bank workers deserve respect as well and their will to work overtime is one of the inspiration acts about demonetization in India.

3. Helping hands given by the companies



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Not only individuals and non-profit organizations were helping crowds and bank workers. There were also companies which decided to forget about profit and provided food and drinks for the people. By such actions, they helped the Indian currency demonetization to go more smoothly.

2. Sikh community

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At the top spot of our list, we have decided to put all the Indian people who handled such an extraordinary situation very well and they deserve our respect. Demonetization or any other form of extensive currency reform always send disturbing waves to the economy and society and the process is usually very frustrating to all the people. Indian currency demonetization was of no difference.

Monday, 13 November 2017

Top 10 Health Tips

Top 10 Most Useful Herbs for Good Health


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Herbs are good for you. We’ve known this for centuries. Herbalists and ancient apothecaries have been using herbs for hundreds of years to cure illnesses. These days we rely more on pharmaceutical drugs to heal us, and use herbs for flavoring our food. But really, give these healthy herbs a try the next time you’re feeling unwell, and you might be impressed by their healing powers.

What are herbs, though? Simply put, they are any plants where the flowers, seeds or leaves are used for their flavor, medicinal value or scent.

Here are ten of the best herbs to take daily. You could put them in your food or take capsules filled with their concentrates. But don’t ignore these useful herbs for good health. You could even grow some quite easily in your kitchen garden!

Dandelion


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We’re all familiar with these yellow flowers. The farmers in the northern hemisphere treat dandelions like weeds. The young leaves make delicious salads and sandwiches, or you can boil them like you would spinach.

But what makes dandelion one of the best herbs to take daily is its excellent digestive properties. It’s a mild diuretic. This makes it great for improving any issues in your gastrointestinal tract. You could use any part of the herb and make a dish, a tincture, infusion or honey to improve your gall bladder and liver function. It’s also generally safe and easy to find.

Rosemary


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In the 14th century, rosemary root was steeped in wine vinegar. This solution was used to wash the feet of a thief to sap him of his strength and tendencies to steal! Whether or not this actually worked – and whether the thief would actually allow anyone to wash his feet – isn’t known.

What we know about rosemary today is that it’s great for indigestion, killing some pathogens that come through food, and may prevent breast cancer. These are excellent reasons to include this wonder-herb in your diet. It’s one of the most useful herbs for good health, and it makes meat taste great!

Chives

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In the past, people would hang bunches of chives from the doorway to drive away evil. It’s not certain whether it usually worked. But today, scientists think chives may be great at lowering the risk of gastric cancer.

Chives make a delicious garlicky or onion-flavored garnish on your baked potatoes, in pasta, salads and even in cooked recipes. It’s one of those fantastic healthy herbs we should eat more of than we probably do!

Stinging Nettle

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Stinging Nettle is not fun to touch. Its fine hairs can release a chemical that can cause a very painful reaction. But it’s also a very useful little herb. Cooking kills the sting, so the leaves are great for soup or nettle tea. Steamed nettles are delicious topped with sesame seeds and vinegar.

You can drink nettle tea everyday as a tonic, and you’ll find it is good for treating joint pain. It’s a good diuretic, so it’s used to treat urinary problems linked to urinary tract infections and an enlarged prostate. It’s good for treating hay fever too.

Garlic

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You probably shouldn’t eat garlic before a date. But it’s one of the best herbs to take daily. (Did you think garlic wasn’t a herb?) Garlic has mild anti-inflammatory properties and is rich in flavanoids. Flavanoids help you boost your immune system. Studies suggest that garlic may protect you against heart attacks and strokes. It has the capacity to lower bad cholesterol. Now if only it didn’t leave such a strong scent in the mouth!

Cinnamon


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Many of us love delicious, sweet cinnamon in our ice creams, apple pies and cinnamon toast. But did you know that this ‘herb’ can help you stabilize blood sugar? Some studies suggest that taking cinnamon daily – up to about a teaspoon a day – may help people who have type 2 diabetes control their blood sugar levels after meals. Maybe you could replace sugar with cinnamon in your desserts altogether for its anti-diabetic goodness.

Turmeric

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Turmeric spice as you know it is derived from a herby root tuber that looks like ginger. It is also one of the best herbs to take daily. The Indians cook with it, and use the paste to help heal wounds. It is also made into a tea for use against colds and problems in the respiratory tract.

As for its benefits, there is some suggestion that the curcumin found in turmeric is actually anti-inflammatory and antioxidant. It can help to relieve arthritic pain. It can also keep the pain away after a dentist’s visit! It might be good against Alzheimer’s, diabetes and maybe even some cancers!

Ginger

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Ginger is one of the most useful herbs for good health. And you can see the results quickly too. Have an unsettled stomach? Chew a bit of ginger or drink some ginger tea. This herb is also great for dealing with nausea after chemotherapy or surgery. It’s also great for fighting inflammation, soothing sore muscles and reducing the pain caused by osteoarthritis. It’s one of the healthy herbs you can take daily – even capsules will do. If you exercise regularly, you’ll find daily ginger in your food actually reduces the aches from sore muscles!

Parsley

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Parsley is another herb with many stories revolving around it. It used to be called the Devil’s Herb, apparently because the seed went to the Devil and returned nine times before it sprouted. If you grew it in your cottage garden, people would be afraid of you! Parsley was often linked with death, and used to decorate tombs.

Today we use it to flavor our soups, salads, meats, and it’s a fantastic little herb. There is some research to suggest that parsley may inhibit the growth of breast cancer cells. Experts suggest adding a pinch of the chopped leaves everyday to your meal everyday. It may also be good against hypertension.

Bay Leaves

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Bay leaves add a delicious flavor to stews, especially in stews prescribed for colds. This is because a compound called cineole present in bayleaf is good for clearing up your sinus. (So, breathe in the stew before you eat!). Bay leaves may also be good for treating arthritis, preventing heart disease and boosting the immune system.

What do you think of our list of useful herbs for good health? Do you think we’ve missed any healthy herbs that should have been on this list? Let us know below!

Monday, 30 October 2017

Top 10 Humor Stories


Top 10 Office Moments Guaranteed To Make You Laugh All Time

I’ve frequently joked that I know that I’m Irish, but I didn’t know all my family were Murphy’s. My life is a comedy of errors and a daily sitcom, so when asked to write this article, I did my research on the web and covered over 20 sites. Horrifying as it may be, fact is funnier than fiction; my real-life office experiences are far superior to those I found, but I will let you be the judge. I will mix some of my famously funny office occurrences with ones I found on-line, and you have to guess, did it happen to me or hopefully someone else? Here for your pleasure are ten office moments guaranteed to make you laugh. 


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10. I Sent a Text to my Boss Meant for my Husband…

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Obviously, Brother Murphy was with me if I was sitting at a bar after work one evening, unwinding with a glass of wine before facing the second part of my day: the family. Suddenly two different texts came through on my phone, one from my husband and one from my boss; the important information is I learned my husband had come into the city, so I replied to his text.

“Come to ______ bar, pretend you don’t know me, walk up to me and start flirting with me like a naughty playa, then buy me a drink!” I smirked when I hit the send button. What would my husband think?

He would come to laugh as everyone else in my office did the next day when they learned my boss had gotten the text and not my husband. Fortunately, my boss had a small sense of humor when he responded, “I’m not sure I do know this side of Ms. _____, and whatever game you’re playing, your husband is one lucky playa. I will see you in the morning. Good night.” Face/Palm

My boss thought it would make for one of the awesome office pranks that would make you laugh to share that text at the staff meeting as the opening slide of his PowerPoint Presentation.

9. It’s a Christmas Potty, Celebrate!


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You read it correctly, Potty, not Party. These awesome office pranks that will make you laugh should not be repeated, unless you too have a dark and twisted sense of humor. Uh-oh!

What kind of demented secretary puts sugar coated candy laxatives among all the other hard candy shelled holiday candy? My kind of demented secretary who must have been in on the joke with one of my Murphey relatives. I like a good practical joke as much as the next, but this one had me running to the Potty for 4 hours straight. My secretary was unaware of my previous abdominal surgeries and the various medicines I was required to take for regularity, and the laxatives were an overabundance of help that day. I did not love being the butt of that joke, “literally” not only that afternoon, but (no pun intended) for months on end. These kinds of Funniest moments from the office had my staff members “cracking” jokes all day.

8. Smile! No, Don’t Smile!


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Granny Murphy must have been behind this office moment guaranteed to make you laugh. Three pregnancies and weight loss surgery had severely damaged my Irish teeth, so when I made manager in corporate America, I opted for dentures. While I waited for my mouth to completely heal and to order my permanent ones, I wore temporary ones, that looked very real, were easy to wear, and easy to remove during moments of discomfort. Every morning after getting ready, they were the last things I put in my mouth, before heading to the car. Except for the morning I didn’t. I had been running late and had a huge presentation that morning; I made it all the way to work before I glanced in the mirror and realized something was horribly wrong. Thinking quickly, I went to the janitors closet and grabbed a facial mask. During my presentation, I told my audience, I was afraid I might have the flu and the mask was for their safety. I think my lisping and my husband interrupting the meeting to hand me my teeth might have given me away. The giggling was deafening.

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Nobody expects funniest moments from the office until it happens, and you pray that it’s to someone else. With me and my lineage of Murphy’s, it never is. 

It was a Wednesday afternoon, during one of our Phone sales weeks, and I was on the phone with one of my regular clients, getting ready to place their order. I leaned back in my Office Managers chair, confident, graceful, pleased to be catching up with this client. As I leaned a little too far back, laughing at something that was said, my rear-end slid off the end of the chair. The chair went rolling back into the glass window with a thunderous slam, my feet hit my desk, my head hit the floor, my staff came running to see their boss in this unflattering and unprofessional position,

“So, that will be two cases you would like to order?” I asked my client as if nothing had just happened. My entire staff busted out laughing. I sheepishly shrugged and shooed them away. The damn Murphy’s are everywhere.

6. A Typo is One Thing, an Orgasm is quite Another


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As a freelance writer, I get assigned a variety of different writing jobs, I never wanted one to be an office moment guaranteed to make people laugh, especially over 150 simultaneously! One of my very first writing assignments was a HIPPA Training Manuel of the 10 Most Unhealthiest Organisms in the Workplace. I think you see where this is going. That day, 150 employees received a training manual about the 10 Most Unhealthiest Orgasms in the Workplace. The vote is still out on this.

5. Eins, Zvei, Drei, G’Suffa!!


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If you don’t think you’ve embarrassed yourself enough at work, and given your co-workers enough office moments to make them laugh, then be sure to go out drinking with your colleagues and boss sometime after work; one of my Murphey relatives is bound to show up. If you were me, you decided that singing bad karaoke was a good idea. It wasn’t. For weeks on end my colleagues serenaded me with their own renditions of my performance of Divinyls “I Touch Myself”. Apparently, there’s video too.

4. It’s an Eye Opener


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“All of the sudden, buttons were flying at me, grazing my head!”

That poor man in the front row might never recover. My Aunt Murphey must have been playing awesome office pranks that will make you laugh, on the day I stood in front of an auditorium of co-educators presenting that day’s in-service agenda. I was wearing a button up over-shirt dress-casual, that apparently my well-endowment was not happily encased. Mid-sentence, it was like my entire shirt hiccupped as every button sprung off at once hitting my first row randomly. Fortunately, I was wearing an undershirt, and I was able to play it off by saying, “Well, seems the girls want to get to the in-service too. I apologize.” 

The room good-natured laughed, but chalk that one up to another “You could have taken an eye out!” story.

3. Multiculturally Blonde Moment


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My first-year teaching, I was an extremely naive 23-year-old Caucasian who had limited personal experience with African American females. I personally chose to teach in a lower socio-economic school because I was going to make a difference. I guarantee those students remember me at least, if not for being the best educator they ever had, at least I was the funniest. The second week of school, I notice this beautiful little black girl tapping her head and slowly pulling strands of her hair out. I was shocked. I walked over and whispered to see if she needed to go to the nurse. With her hair falling out, I thought she must have cancer or something. The little girl looked at me as if I had grown two heads and asked why. When I explained, she burst out laughing and explained to me the world of weave. It must have been my Black Irish Murphey’s having a go at me.

2. Wrinkle Free All Over


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If you live anywhere in the South, you are familiar with many states 2 most common public enemies: the dreaded mosquito and the hated invisible gnat or no-see-um depending on where you live. These bugs feast on Southerners in the moist mornings and swampy evenings just when workers are out of doors. Theory has it that dryer sheets have some chemical that deters these pests. So, I grabbed a few sheets one day, wiped my arms and legs down, and tucked the dryer sheets in what I thought were discreet places until I got to work. However, by the time I had gotten to work, I had forgotten all about the dryer sheets and was focused on the 9:00 a.m staff meeting. I worked the entire day, including several meetings, a luncheon, and was sitting down to dinner with my family when my 6-year-old starting picking dryer sheets out of my collar and my waist band, my shoes, I’m sure everyone thought it was one of my funniest moments from the office… Nobody including a Murphy had said a word. I didn’t get bit though.

1. Oops, I did it again!


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When I transferred from the world of Education to the Corporate world, the hardest habit for me to break was calling my coworkers little terms of endearment. For years, I had called my students pet names like: honey, sweetie, pumpkin, darling, etc. To a 12-17-year-old this is an emotional boost from a caring teacher; from a co-worker it’s a little odd, especially when they respond likewise with a sugar or cupcake, pointedly showing you your error as you both laugh. I reminded myself daily not to do this, but unavoidably the day happened that caused an office moment that had the entire office laughing and guaranteed to make you laugh. My boss spoke through the intercom system asking me for something, and I replied through the system,

Right away, Sweetie.” His head looked around the corner of his doorway with a confused expression, and the office laughed once more at one of my many faux pas. Cursed Murphy’s!

Can you guess which stories are from my spectacularly silly life? At least, I’ve obtained a sense of humor from all of this. Still stuck? All of them! It’s true. In some way, each one of these horribly humorous office crack-ups happened to me. My memory jogged by other’s stories on the internet, I was able to recant my own mishaps. See, your life’s not so bad as the Life of Murphy.

Monday, 20 March 2017

Top 10 Travel Spots

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Tuesday, 28 February 2017

Top 10 Humor Stories


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